Trump Says "Don't Let It Dominate Your Life," Returns To The White House Still Infected With Covid

5 okt 2020
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President Trump left Walter Reed Medical Center on Monday after a weekend marked by lies from his medical team, while Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany became the latest White House official to test positive for Covid-19. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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  • @2:13 - 2:33 so what Sean Conley is confirming Trump doesn't breath in oxygen, so effectively a tacit confirmation Trump is not human but a orange blob on twiglets. Well, given what've seen over the past years that.. checks out.

    Earth TaurusEarth Taurus19 klukkustundum síðan
  • FUnny people cannot make something funny out of helium. Trust me, stupids never made people laugh. Give back by encouraging my videos. Otherwise you’re laughing all the way to “oops! This is not funny at all!” Pay for you jokes. Have comedians ever paid religious taxes? No. They don’t even know because all their advisers are knocked out. Like the pope, He was lowkey comedians entertainer while all church kids were having a difficult time to tell their parents how religious education feels like, now he came out with them. It is a difficult honesty on his behalf.

    Duckkamal kamaliDuckkamal kamali2 dögum síðan
  • Trump opens his mouth lies come out.

    kolim jonekolim jone3 dögum síðan
  • What liars

    Rick JonesRick Jones3 dögum síðan
  • Trump is a dork

    Rick JonesRick Jones3 dögum síðan
  • Thank you Stephen for your shows - we are watching from all over the world (in my case the UK) to get some sanity in these mad times. Best, Ian

    sehhi vootysehhi vooty4 dögum síðan
  • I agree with Aaron S; I absolutely LOVE the laughter coming from just off camera! It literally makes me laugh harder when I hear them trying to stifle the laughter, but can't help it! BTW, this is one of my favorite monologues because even Stephen couldn't help it! These are some of the best shows ever!

    Squares DavidSquares David5 dögum síðan
  • I love that Stephen’s wife cracks up so much.

    bouytt guytbouytt guyt5 dögum síðan
  • The whole WH is a merry-go-round of LIES!

    robert grazianorobert graziano6 dögum síðan
    • @sehhi vooty Enjoy your ride!

      robert grazianorobert graziano4 dögum síðan
    • Alright Drama queens listen to the science! It's called the" Great Barrington Declaration" Stephen colbert not a Scientist!! TRUMP is trying to tell you the truth !

      sehhi vootysehhi vooty4 dögum síðan
  • When a doctor lies for a president you know your country is in trouble!

    robert grazianorobert graziano6 dögum síðan
  • Sir, who is this audience whose lungs you're busy venting air from? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    James WanjauJames Wanjau6 dögum síðan
  • Your trump voice is so bad. Just read the text in your normal voice.

    planesntunesplanesntunes7 dögum síðan
    • v=aTUjEMAAwLA

      bouytt guytbouytt guyt5 dögum síðan
  • You can see the hate in his eyes haha

    planesntunesplanesntunes7 dögum síðan
  • Vote in person in PA if your health allows. TRUMP PLANS TO INVALIDATE MAIL-IN BALLOTS IN PA (references to reliable news sources for this explosive info at the end of video)

    Democracy for the PeopleDemocracy for the People8 dögum síðan
  • DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOUR LIFE........LET ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do a great job...we are doing a great job..are you doing a great job...I do a great job!!!!!!!!!!!

    hugh oliveirohugh oliveiro8 dögum síðan
  • Love the blue shirt.

    Judy FloridaJudy Florida8 dögum síðan
  • The big lie at work. Covid-19 isn't that serious. Oh I have it I was gravely ill. Now, it doesn't matter I never said much about it before. What let's campaign. The big lie at work

    Maurice drewMaurice drew8 dögum síðan
  • You were the first one to say “Trump will never win in 2016. And tonight you are still wrong . You need a new job

    Serenity ImpastatoSerenity Impastato8 dögum síðan
  • sadly all the shows desend to propaganda

  • He didn't need any medication to be that way.

    Jeannie TollisonJeannie Tollison10 dögum síðan
  • You know he thinks that people that DIE from Covid19 or any other diseases are LOSERS, as are our Soldiers.

    Jeannie TollisonJeannie Tollison10 dögum síðan
  • He didn't have Covid. He tested positive and about a week later he was negative. Doesn't happen. Never had it, and only pretended so people would think it is not serious

    Lisa JancoLisa Janco10 dögum síðan
  • My fellow Americans: it's absolutely that coronavirus are made from ccp military lab, which taken as attack weapon targeted President Trump in purpose, you ought to be better off than anytime before if the virus never be occurred

    survival gearsurvival gear10 dögum síðan
  • Alright Drama queens listen to the science! It's called the" Great Barrington Declaration" Stephen colbert not a Scientist!! TRUMP is trying to tell you the truth !

    The Facts matterThe Facts matter10 dögum síðan
  • Too soon to decontaminate white house, wait till Nov 3!

    Russell ChastainRussell Chastain10 dögum síðan
  • Steve's own brand of contamination. For those who do not understand what Trump means by "Don't let Coronavirus dominate you"

    Alessandro MachiAlessandro Machi10 dögum síðan
  • Wake up people this pandemic is fake. This was just a publicity stunt to make news headlines nothing more.

    Mike MMike M10 dögum síðan
  • what are you a journalist or a comedian whose job have you taken

    ##NOTIES##NOTIES10 dögum síðan
  • Haha he is so funny when he says like Donald trump bad and so funny

    PeanutPeanut10 dögum síðan
  • Kind a proves he never had it to begin with and it was all yet another lie to redirect our attention from his taxes, what a bully he is (during the debate), that he actually does have alliance with the Proud Boys and the KKK and any other White Supremacy group. That he's a sexist, racist, fascist, "want to be" Dictator.

    Colleen WColleen W11 dögum síðan
    • No he has it ( took him long enough) he's on drugs

      JakeyStar 2020!JakeyStar 2020!10 dögum síðan
  • Instead of saying you're fired the orange Menace now says you're infected

    JeffJeff11 dögum síðan
  • Publicity stunt

    NHLAmilNHLAmil11 dögum síðan
  • 💩🎺 ......FDT

    JAY PHILLY NEWS .JAY PHILLY NEWS .11 dögum síðan
  • What a Jackass Colbert has become in the last 3.5 years. Colbert has become one of the biggest TOOLS controlled by Hollywood. Just another PUSS.

    Edward JackoEdward Jacko11 dögum síðan
  • Definitely one of my favorite episodes

    Anthony W. BalsamoAnthony W. Balsamo11 dögum síðan
  • Colbert constantly let's the federal government dominate his life. The federal government is his life. Break away from the propaganda

    Michael DMichael D11 dögum síðan
  • Every time Trump uses the word "dominate," I know he's been talking to Putin.

    C. MerrittC. Merritt11 dögum síðan
  • Meh

    Alvin Crofts IIAlvin Crofts II11 dögum síðan
  • What happened to comedy America? Your most trusted news is from late show comedians...

    David StickneyDavid Stickney11 dögum síðan
  • I love the burn! Steve, burn it down with me?

    Wa WaWa Wa11 dögum síðan
  • Dude where's my car

    Wa WaWa Wa11 dögum síðan
  • This shit is legit.

    rogue veteran 77rogue veteran 7711 dögum síðan
  • "the Ring of Fire" LMFAO

    James MorinJames Morin11 dögum síðan
  • According to MSNBC Trump had a superman T-shirt on under his suit and was planning on flashing us, but was told in doing so would send the wrong message. Lol lol lol

    Joan TabbJoan Tabb12 dögum síðan
  • How can you joke about Trump not caring if our own people live or die then joke about actual COVID victims dying? You guy's are part of the problem not the solution and your legacy will show that. Smh.

    Dave KryptonDave Krypton12 dögum síðan
    • it's laugh in dark humor to endlessly weep.....

      Chris ButtonshawChris Buttonshaw12 dögum síðan
  • Dexahexa Methazone wird sicher ein neuer Ego Shooter aus dem Hause Bethesda oder wir machen einen Film daraus. Das Tor ist aufgestoßen, jetzt fehlt nur noch die Story und ein Schreiber selbiger.

    Geronimo1969Geronimo196912 dögum síðan
  • Hello Stephen, how is your adrenochrome supply holding up, molesting many.cHildren lately? Loved the session you did with bill gates (Microsoft Greenbaum Speech) admitting that they plan to release a much more destructive bio-weaponized virus to usher in the the cabal vaccine, you are as brilliant as a lab hamster, though thank you for this revealing interview!

    diduckddiduckd12 dögum síðan
  • You are so not funny and your show should be cancelled.

    Francesca BiryukovFrancesca Biryukov12 dögum síðan
    • thank you for your view

      Chris ButtonshawChris Buttonshaw12 dögum síðan
  • He didn’t say that you creep!

    Carol RothCarol Roth12 dögum síðan
  • Trump is a PREDATOR and predators measure success by the number of lives they "EAT"

    Thomas PantoThomas Panto13 dögum síðan
  • I have had COVID-19 and I was Bedridden for 4 weeks.. I fought hard to Survive and I won. Trump is a FAKE and a LIAR

    Kimmie Sue OliverKimmie Sue Oliver13 dögum síðan
  • Cry.more Leftist... #Trump2020

    André SokolowskiyAndré Sokolowskiy13 dögum síðan
  • Super gamma!!! SCARED of the flu?? Stay home, let the grown-ups live their lives without tampering!! Please put on the facemask so we don't need to listen to you!!

    Thomas Grön Flat Earth ProofThomas Grön Flat Earth Proof13 dögum síðan
  • Looking quite orange these days look at the difference between the tan on his hands to his face it's hilarious LOL

    Kyle LarocqueKyle Larocque13 dögum síðan
  • Obviously Trump’s doctor was just another Yes man.

    warhorse20warhorse2013 dögum síðan
  • you are the bigger of jokes Stephen, your entire ship is going under

    B CB C13 dögum síðan
  • Oh man, what did I enjoy this episode, as much as many others before it, and as hopefully many more to come. A huge thank you to your wife or partner or whoever else is laughing in the background, this laughing and giggling is an extra bonus and gives your show a big extra kick.

    Daniel FriedericiDaniel Friederici13 dögum síðan
  • If we had less testing he wouldn’t have COVID, remember?

    vbddfy euuytvbddfy euuyt13 dögum síðan
  • President Trump left Walter Reed Medical Center Monday after a weekend marked by lies from his medical team. FACT CHECK - False! Just more lies from the losers on the left.

    Sources SaySources Say13 dögum síðan
  • Yeez, what happened to Colbert? Looks like he's had 20 years stripped out of his life. Trump's election really took a toll on his poor heart.

    MR EADMR EAD13 dögum síðan
  • The whole “ Trump was diagnosed with covid19 “ is so FAKE..! What a coincidence LOL

    Change MeChange Me13 dögum síðan
    • vbddfy euuyt 👍👍👍 I didn’t say about sexist or racist but thanks for the add on!

      Change MeChange Me12 dögum síðan
    • in conjunction with their corporatist pals. We’ll see what amounts to a social credit system where “racists” and “sexists” and all sorts of other false labels will be affixed to you

      vbddfy euuytvbddfy euuyt13 dögum síðan
  • You have lost. Sorry. You are pathetic. The real Americans are not stupid as you.

    Puente CortoPuente Corto13 dögum síðan
  • Stephen Colbert is senile just like his idol Joe Biden

    Sleepy MSleepy M13 dögum síðan
  • If Trumpie loses, this guys gonna have to find a new job lol!

    WataboutyaWataboutya13 dögum síðan
  • *SATURDAY OCTOBER 10 2020 4:40 PM CDT* I made a comment on Colbert's other show:

    Shauntrail SkinnerShauntrail Skinner14 dögum síðan
  • Im voting for pence only because my tv channel will land on this dudes silly show and listen to him do them annoying trump impressions they are funny at first but after 5 mins of that bullshit i do not know one person that watches his show and its because of them annoying impression out of a million people i bet 40 people watch his show and thats just faimly and friends america dont

    Ronald BelkenRonald Belken14 dögum síðan
  • Sunday, 11 October now and we still haven’t heard about how his wife is doing. Is she still alive? 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Leo from FreoLeo from Freo14 dögum síðan

    Saevo PectoreSaevo Pectore14 dögum síðan
  • He never had covid..its a hoax

    ruud lruud l14 dögum síðan
  • family is waiting).

    oiuet souiuoiuet souiu14 dögum síðan
  • Go back to comedy central where you where funny

    braxton worldbraxton world14 dögum síðan
  • Trump 2020

    Bird ParrotBird Parrot14 dögum síðan
  • Dude WTF have you ever done in your life other than flap your big mouth?

    Bill CranstonBill Cranston14 dögum síðan
  • in the inimitable words of euron greyjoy" co-bare...what a twat!!!!

    frank wyattfrank wyatt14 dögum síðan
    • This is too funny! It's too easy with a clown like Dump.

      oiuet souiuoiuet souiu14 dögum síðan
  • Colbert is baseline loser. Gets money for eating s**t then spitting it out on tv...boring and gross what a waste of tv time

    Russell DeckerRussell Decker14 dögum síðan
  • It makes me feel old that I can remember when Colbert was still funny.

    magister343magister34314 dögum síðan
  • They Want You To Be Afraid 8 Oct 2020 The only thing that outraged the leftist elite, their cackling media Renfields, and the Fredocon sissies more than Donald Trump’s stubborn refusal to die was his stubborn refusal to cower in fear. Think of the collective climax they would have had if he had been wheeled out to the chopper or looked anything but mega-butch in the face of the virus? Once again, his courage has defied them, and that they cannot forgive. Now they are gripped with fear, the fear that the rest of us will stop being afraid too, because if we are not afraid then there’s no reason to let them run our lives. And without fear, there is nothing to protect them. So, they never stop fearmongering. Oh no, the flu is going to kill you! Or the Proud Boys are coming, all 23 of them! Or NRA people with guns will get you! Or Mike Pence is gonna handmaid you! Or Russians! There’s always something you have to be afraid of, and always something they promise to protect you from - if you only obey. That’s why Trump cannot be allowed to show that you don’t have to live like a simpering wuss. You might follow his example and that would be a disaster…for them. You almost have to feel sorry for the left, hearing that Trump caught the bug their Chinese pals unleashed and imagining that this microbe was going to do what all their lies and froth-mouthed howling couldn’t. They lathered themselves up into a frenzy wishin’ and hopin’ that this was finally going to be what did Trump in. And then the military doctors - who they now hate for failing to fail - fixed him up, and Trump strolled back into the White House like a boss. He was Mussolini though, because he stood on a balcony. Anyone on a balcony is Mussolini, the smart set informed us. And he’s just like Hitler too, because like Hitler, Trump has thumbs. You could taste their pain, and it was delicious. Trump refused to show fear. In doing so, he put the lie to the nonsense about “the New Normal.” Remember, the liberal elite wants a society where we shiver and sob. That gives them power. Cowering wimps are much easier to control than uppity citizens. This is why Midwestern kids enjoying spring break are worse than the ravages of Tamerlane, but never mind those rioting Biden voters - the #science teaches us that leftist tantrums confer immunity, don’t you know? The fear they promote is all about control. Who cares that this is just a nasty bug that puts some people at higher risk, while others are at little or statistically none? No, they have to portray it as the Black Death because that convinces the cowardly to cede their sovereignty to the leftists who hate them. The elite doesn’t care if you catch a cold. It does care if you catch onto the cold civil war the elite is launching against you. Trump showed that we don’t have to live in fear, and they cannot have that. It’s always been Trump’s gift to act as the avatar of normal Americans, a symbol of resistance to the #resistance. He’s not afraid to reject their rules. He refuses to confine himself to the invisible mime box that the left wants to trap us in. He violates their rules by talking about things we are told are off limits - illegal aliens, criminals, the right to worship as we see fit, and the right to pack heat to defend our lives and liberty. The elite worked so hard to coordinate the media, big tech, and the Democrat Party to build a soft tyranny, to create a gender indeterminate Big Sibling so normal people like us could be pressured, intimidated, and nudged into conformity and obedience. Then Trump came along and turned all their plans to Schiff. He refused to play by their ever-changing and self-serving rules. He’s not afraid of their fussy wrath. You’re supposed to be scared of getting sick so you give up your rights. You’re supposed to be scared of rioters so you elect Grandpa Badfinger and he’ll call them off before they get to your suburb. You’re supposed to be afraid to say what you think to avoid being cancelled and losing your job. But Trump is not afraid, nor should you be. That is not to say that the threat posed by the elite is not real. They can hurt you, but it is the fear of being hurt they use as their tool. Fear is their ally, the fear of losing something - your health, your safety, the life within our society that you have built up. It is the fear of loss that exists when you have something to lose that keeps you in check. But let’s look at what happens if they make your fears come true and you find yourself with nothing to lose. It could happen, and you need to prepare your mind for it in case it does. But if they actually do to you what you fear, you become more powerful because you become more fearless. See, if Oldfinger gets elected, the organized left will infest the government and do its best to make the fears come true. It will threaten your reputation and your livelihood in conjunction with their corporatist pals. We’ll see what amounts to a social credit system where “racists” and “sexists” and all sorts of other false labels will be affixed to you to wedge you out of society. Criminals will run free to intimidate you, while the government will take your money via taxes and even steal your freedom - we attached them to frame Lieutenant General Mike Flynn, so do you think they will hesitate to do that to you if you cross them.

    Walter DurantyWalter Duranty14 dögum síðan
  • Don't let Covid be the next president. It's a victory to China.

    EduardoEduardo14 dögum síðan
  • Hanoi vey!

    Sam FordSam Ford14 dögum síðan
  • Hilarious!!

    Reason RallyReason Rally14 dögum síðan
  • Post the destruction of Rome, about 1600 years ago, Hypatia, the head of the sole world-survived-academy, in Alexandria, Egypt, was murdered by a mob that considered her teaching pagan, and the faculty run away for their life. - Science then entered dark, retarded 1000 years period. Why Is that historical fact relevant today? Is our science at risk? [2 online published books at ''in'']. Is science subject to majority rule? - say at the UN? - in polls? - in election? Global coronavirus treatments are still subject to a few experimental methods. - Two well-known, world unique ones, are maintained by Sweden [no face-cloth, go out to restaurants, etc., up to 50 in one, open primary schools], and by Singapore [Tight borders]. Other methods are being tried around the world, and in the U.S. Naturally people believe only in one method. - So what? - Can science, today, be drafted to gain majority in polls and elections by selecting only own method as science? NOT the other ones?

    Benjamin Gal-OrBenjamin Gal-Or14 dögum síðan
  • I wholeheartedly wish the virus finishes its job to end this nightmare and save democracy.

    Alex De la LunaAlex De la Luna14 dögum síðan
  • Trump administration why did not you not follow the pandemic playbook? All the deaths could have been avoided. WHY WHY WHY! please we need 1 decent human being in this administration to come out and out Trump please please someone in there.

    lacrosixlacrosix14 dögum síðan
  • Reporter: So, Dr Corny, I see here you went to Vladivostok Kollig of Medikal Nollig. Which is their Accreditation Agency? Corny: That is a Personal Question Repoter: Yes, it is. Corny: Donald Trump has the moral fiber of sixteen thousand bowls of breakfast cereal. Reporter: *blinks eyes rapidly* Reporter: Did Mr Trump leave Walter Reed Friday AMA, against the advice of his doctor? Corny: (long pause) Shit. You try and tell the bastard no sometime. See what it gets ya. Reporter: Was that a "yes" or a "no"? Corny: I'm not playing gotcha here. I'm not being impeached for treason here...(gets "deer in the headlights look") Reporter: (hasty) Well, how is he today? Is he using oxygen? Corny: Donald Trump never has, is not now, and never shall use oxygen. We believe he has a uniquely anaerobic process involving the spiritual energy of his victims and vitriol. It is completely new to biology. Reporter: (shakes head vigorously) Is he feverish now? Corny: Oh, he's fine. As soon as he found his Adderall Crushing Kit everything was f... (and giant nazi rubber comedy mallets with Mike Pence faces end the interview ala Pink Floyd's The Wall movie.

    R JonboyR Jonboy14 dögum síðan
    • And just think what a disaster might have been if that Hillary had won! Thought she won just because she got 3 million more votes. Such arrogance. Seriously. She would have put nothing but competent professionals in charge of agencies like FCC, FEMA, and CDC. No cronies, no schills or toadies? Boring! The way she and that Kenyan spy handled SARS, bird flu, swine flu. No chaos, no tolling bells, no great distractions from all the rooty tootin' and golden parachutin'. Darn Democrats.

      R JonboyR Jonboy14 dögum síðan
  • The only Superspreader on Latenight is Stephen. Colbert .. Spreading his. Man-gyna . for his Band.Members . Colbert IS Your Comedian if you. Hate the President , & Stevie is pretty much just that 1 dimensional. anymore.. Imagine you are seeing this Show 4 Years from today when Trump finally DOES Leave office. Late Night SJWs won't even be a little relevant , in Trumps Second. Term

    Max SageMax Sage14 dögum síðan
  • The old "So what you're saying is.."

    Adam JamesAdam James14 dögum síðan
  • This is all a game. Even you.

    SallySally14 dögum síðan
  • This is too funny! It's too easy with a clown like Dump.

    will romainewill romaine14 dögum síðan
  • "Steer the direction" of the BS that Dump wants.

    will romainewill romaine14 dögum síðan
  • Where is the $1200 stimulus so we can feel better?

    MsCool GematriaMsCool Gematria14 dögum síðan
    • Trump has decided he's not going to approve that until AFTER he's re-elected... so blackmailing and holding you hostage.

      Chris ButtonshawChris Buttonshaw12 dögum síðan
  • Trump is right. You don't neurotically fixate on one problem causing everything else to go to shit without any regard for tradeoffs. That's infantile. The society-wide neurosis over this thing is mass hysteria at this point

    Flary FoxFlary Fox14 dögum síðan
  • Too funny thank you for putting a smile on my face.

    Herb ThompsonHerb Thompson14 dögum síðan
  • If he knowly was positive, before the debate, and still said nothing. That's reckless! Isn't that attempted murder on our next President? He needs to be arrested!

    Wilma OrtizWilma Ortiz14 dögum síðan
  • It’s sad how many people watch this disgusting nonsense. Do you have any other content or is it just a constant assault of propaganda?

    staxstonstaxston14 dögum síðan
  • According to NPR 34 people in the white house have tested positive. The white house is only telling people it's 17. An internal memo from FEMA revealed its higher and they actively are working to conceal it

    Nunya BusinessNunya Business14 dögum síðan
  • But when it comes to things that are not lethal at all, Trump wants to make sure that you fear: immigrants, LGBT, marijuana, gun control, government benefits, foreign students...

    又日新又日新14 dögum síðan
    • socially-funded healthcare...

      Chris ButtonshawChris Buttonshaw12 dögum síðan
  • Where is Chris Christie?

    Margie NellMargie Nell14 dögum síðan
    • or Melania

      Chris ButtonshawChris Buttonshaw12 dögum síðan
  • Just face if, the president got out of the hospital AMA, against medical advice.

    Chicharia98Chicharia9814 dögum síðan
  • I can only hope and pray that this stooge looses in November ..He has done nothing but damage this country .

    baler johnsonbaler johnson14 dögum síðan